SCQ (Some Crazy Questions)

if i could suddenly speak zoo language, i'll have a grand time trying to find the answer to these questions:

1. did a horse ever tell a zebra, "if my brothers and i play basketball, could you be our referee?"
2. how would a horse feel about getting his mane permed?
3. do giraffees ever get sore throats? and if yes, from what?(being out in the cold for so long?)
4. if an owl doesn't sleep for a week, will he be tempted to sleep during the day?
5. are there thin pigs? if yes, do they get insecure?
6. can elephants use their trunks to scratch their backs?
7. how come fish nibble at the worm on the hook?how do they know they'll like it when there's no worm underwater?
8. did a turtle ever wish he had a new "house" on his back?
9. when bears hibernate and sleep for months, what do they dream about? is it like a whole season of "meteor 'bear' garden"?
10. if a lion suddenly becomes a vegetarian, will he still be considered as the ''King of the Jungle"?

so many questions, so many animals. when i get to heaven, maybe i could ask God. :-)